Song Monday! Song of the Gun: "Ashlin"

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Ahhhh Ashlin, I had such a secret crush on you!

Mastered by Jim Wilson at Yes Mastering.

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Song Monday! Song of the Gun: "Jeremy O."

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Okay, I admit it fully. I was listening heavily to the Magnetic Fields and Van Halen when I created Jeremy O's song. I must say that I love this guy far more than either of those bands though. Jeremy Osbourne is a fantastic artist. His art is the type a person walks up to and sees eternity in. Sadly, no one knows about this man's abilities. He is incredibly talented, but sometimes it is a certain way for an artist like him. Anyhow, Jeremy Osbourne, I'll always remember your work.

Mastered by Jim Wilson at Yes Mastering.

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Song Monday! Song of the Gun: "Bunny Le Roi"

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Of all the people I've met, I must admit that Bunny Le Roi was the most fascinating. This was a guy who sang at Kareoke night at the place we worked. He not only sang, but he gave the most pornographic version of Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All" ever seen by anyone. The first time I saw it, I laughed so hard I cried. I once asked Bunny what his favorite music was. He replied, "Motown." The result? This song.

Mastered by Jim Wilson at Airshow Mastering.

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Song Monday! Song of the Gun: "Daren and Kadie"

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Have you ever met a couple that is so cute that it makes you shiver? Darren and Kadie were this way to me. Kadie was this sweet blonde girl, and Daren was an extremely sarcastic but really funny guy. I saw them both riding the same BMX bike through downtown Austin. It was unbelievably cute, to the point I wanted to punch them both and say "Stop being yourselves. It's annoying and it's making me feel lonely."

Mastered by Jim Wilson at Yes Mastering.

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Song Monday! Song of the Gun: "Jenny"

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Ah, Jenny. Jenny was the nicest person working at this horrible restaurant. She always seemed to be wanting to do good things for other people. She would make it easier for one person to do their job, and be off helping another, all in a big rush of customers. Of course, no one is perfect, and her problem was that she liked Johnny Depp. She always said she would leave us all if Johnny Depp said, "Be with me." Me, being the naturally selfish person I am, really didn't want to lose Jenny to this terrible movie star. It was obvious we wouldn't have been able to live without her. Thus, the song.

Mastered by Jim Wilson at Yes Mastering.

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Song Monday! Song of the Gun: "Jay"

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Welcome to the first of fourteen songs of the collection "My Friends," by the moniker "Song of the Gun. This album's concept was simple:

Name fourteen of your closest friends. These must be friends who have seen you at your best, your worst, your happiest, your most frustrated. Imagine their personalities. Imagine their likes and their dislikes. Imagine how they act when they drank way too much, how they react when completely slammed with work, how they handle themselves under the type of situations when they are tested. At long last, imagine them smiling, large and wide. Now, imagine a song that sings their praises and shouts their personalities.

In the Spring and Summer of 2005, I worked as a waiter at quite possibly one of the worst restaurants in Austin. It shall remain nameless. The friends however are etched in my musical history. After completing my employment at this nameless place, I gave each of them a song that expressed how I felt about them, and boy did I get some smiles for that.

Jay is the first of these songs. Jay is absolutely a dreamer. I love the dreamers. He had this fantastic tattoo on his forearm. Jay loved the movies, and at one point he and I wanted to create a movie that was based entirely upon our dreams (Ahhh youth). He would always send me texts at 4:00 am that said, "Nipples, Vaginas, Zombies." How could I not put that in a song? So here you go.

Mastered by Jim Wilson at Yes Mastering.

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Song Monday! The Sidekick: "I am the Semi-Automatic"

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I guess that Dave Wirth has finally been catching on I have been trashing him on his blog that he invited me to post in. He said, "You are trying my patience and I want to punch you in the face you little snot-nosed punk." He deserved it though don't you think? Seriously, I think so. He's a loser, and besides he needs to lighten up and stop being so darned secretive. Haven't you ever seen that in him? It seems like there is this big block there that no one can get past. What a stupid stupid loser.

Anyhow, this is the last one for me for awhile. It's called "I am the Semi Automatic." It's the last one off of my first album. Oh, and btw I got the go-ahead from Dave to post new albums when the time is right. That will be FUN FUN FUN!!! Perhaps you'll even hear about a Sidekick performance one of these days. RADICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until next time, this is your faithful Sidekick, signing off.

If you want to BUY MY ALBUM, go to: http://www.diehipsterdie.com/albums/sidekick/saga-story-boy-and-his-computer  LOL!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Copyright 2004 The Sidekick. Published 2004 Fire, Fire, Red Star Down! ASCAP.

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Song Monday! The Sidekick: "Pluto-tonic"

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Taken Verbatim from my last post on livejournal ever:

"When am I gonna get out of this funk? When am I gonna get the parts neccesary to make the intergalactic hovercraft work again (superglue isn't a valid tile glue, tile being neccesary for entering the earth's atmosphere, duh). When am I gonna want to create music again? Where is the drummer I am looking for? How am I ever gonna get my music released?!?!?!?!?!? I must admit that I am losing faith in my one friend's ability to do that, though he promised me a site with downloads and online carts and all this weird nonjsense that doesn't even seem to be aboiut music but rather about selling it. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Well, I am out of this funk NOW!!!!!!!!!!!. Dave Wirth seems to have been doing an okay, but not really, wonderful, but not stellar, tubular, but not gnarly, job of putting music on the websify. Whatevers. He's such a LOSER.

Copyright 2004 The Sidekick. Published 2004 Fire, Fire, Red Star Down! ASCAP

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Song Monday! The Sidekick: "I am the Semi-Automatic Pt. 2"

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LISTEN LISSSON LISTEN!!!!! It's a cicada at the end of this song! A really long one too! I spent some time with my Mommy (have you seen her? She ran off with a guy with a beard, posthumously named "BEARD" about 2 years ago) in San Antonio, and what fun it was to hang out there and go to the riverwalk and see the alamo and find the basement that doesn't exist and annoy the guards with questions about the basement. The cicada was from that very day. Wow cool. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWEEEEE!!!!!

Copyright 2004 The Sidekick. Published 2004 Fire, Fire, Red Star Down! ASCAP

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Song Monday! The Sidekick: "Cumon baby, oh yeah oh yeah"

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diggity DIG. This one is really AWESOME! All my songs are REALLY AWESOME! It's no wonder I am the most famousest crimefighter in the entire history of crimefighters coz I create the most famousest technot music available. LADDIE DAH. Dave Wirth though? Totall loser. Why even go to diehipsterdie.com? Why even go there? Wait a second. TO READ ABOUT ME ME ME!!! He's such a loser. Forget about Dave Wirth. Loser. I am adding a photograph of the very first performance I ever did do:

Copyright 2004 The Sidekick. Published 2004 Fire, Fire, Red Star Down! ASCAP

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